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Funny K.I.S.S.

Posted by antiDave on Thursday, February 26, 2009 2:37:33 PM
Found this in a forum today, beautifull.
 
For all you complainers out there, I plan on spending a lot more of your hard-earned money as soon as I can. How can anyone possibly think my $3 trillion of spending within a month of taking office is too much? I am just getting started. Just wait till you see my Universal health care plan. If there is one thing I can't stand, it is the American ability to make their own health care choices, rather than having them made by some bureaucrat in Washington. And if you think the pathetic healthcare system in Canada couldn't be improved upon, just wait till you see the months-long waiting lists for elective surgeries and MRIs that we will have in this country. I always said America will be number one in health care, and I am going to deliver on that promise, though not in the way you thought I meant.

I would like to give a shout out to my buddy ThinkAboutIt for explaining the need for higher taxes in this country to pay for my new spending plans. It is people like him, who evidently don't realize that the best way to avoid huge deficits is to not spend astonomical sums of money, that make my ecomomic plans possible. I would also like to thank JC for telling us how we all must sacrifice for the good of the nation and the community. Of course some of uss will have to sacrifice more than others; actually the only one's who will have to sacrifice anything are those making over $200,000 a year, and all of your grandkids. But that is years away, so why worry now?
I know, I know the "rich" already pay almost all the taxes in this country already and they are the ones that start businesses and invest the capital necessary to grow the economy, but it just wouldn't seem right if they weren't giving at least half of their income to the government; they should be working just as much for the government as for themselves. It was Thomas Jefferson I believe who said "The Goverment that governs best is the one that governs most" or something like that. The colonists in this great country of ours started the Revolutionary War because they felt England wasn't taxing them enough. After all, the rich should thank their lucky stars we aren't taking all of their money. It is a privilege in this country to keep the money you worked hard for. Anyone complaining about high taxes is greedy and just plain unpatriotic. That is why Timothy Geithner, Tom Daschle, Hilda Solis's husband and Charlie Rangel always pay their taxes on time and in full.

And if anyone has the nerve to complain about the supposed unfairness about of my economic plan, I will play the class warfare card, just like my pal Dan M. Why care if the other guy is having his money confiscated if it is not effecting you? I mean this totally goes against the whole notiong that we liberals like to push about share burdens and so on. If he supports me, I don't care how much of a hypocrite he is. As for not caring about the other guy, that is why you should totally discount the talk about future generations having to foot the bill for my awesomely high spending bills. Who cares? After all, "future generations" are not you, are they? So let's live large now and let someone else's grandkids pay for it all.
I would like to give another shout out to my main man, Short Term Memory, for calling Republicans hypocrites for complaining about deficits when they didn't say a word about the spending done by Bush. Of course, I and most other Democrats did complain about the record levels of spending done by Bush, so I guess that makes us hypocrites too, but that shouldn't stop us from using saying "I know you are, but what am I" every time someone claims I am spending too much.

In closing, I would like to reassure all of my followers, or acolytes as I like to call them, that your patience will be rewarded. We soon will be enjoying a robust economy just like the French.

Posted by: Barack Obama | Feb 26, 2009 2:26:01 PM

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