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K.I.S.S. it and Make it Better

Posted by antiDave on Monday, March 02, 2009 1:32:28 PM
KISS steps to fixing our nation.
 
1. All representatives of the house and senate will earn their states median income.
2. Any government official or employee will face a mandatory incarceration of 2 times the federal guidelines for any conviction relating to their duties.
3. No elected official can manage their own finances, they will be put in a blind trust tied to the DOW.
4. No family members of any elected official may be involved in any government contracts or lobbying during and for 5 years after ending public service.
5. The government will not pay any interest on any debt owed to any entity that has lobbied the government.
6. The national debt will be retired in 25 years and the government will save for an emergency fund.
7. Federal programs beyond the constitutional pervue of the government will be transfered to the states or phased out.
8. Citizens start uniting and targeting liberal and public organizations with boycotts, protests, and lawsuits.
9. Open meetings for government for all duties except national security.
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Funny K.I.S.S.

Posted by antiDave on Thursday, February 26, 2009 2:37:33 PM
Found this in a forum today, beautifull.
 
For all you complainers out there, I plan on spending a lot more of your hard-earned money as soon as I can. How can anyone possibly think my $3 trillion of spending within a month of taking office is too much? I am just getting started. Just wait till you see my Universal health care plan. If there is one thing I can't stand, it is the American ability to make their own health care choices, rather than having them made by some bureaucrat in Washington. And if you think the pathetic healthcare system in Canada couldn't be improved upon, just wait till you see the months-long waiting lists for elective surgeries and MRIs that we will have in this country. I always said America will be number one in health care, and I am going to deliver on that promise, though not in the way you thought I meant.

I would like to give a shout out to my buddy ThinkAboutIt for explaining the need for higher taxes in this country to pay for my new spending plans. It is people like him, who evidently don't realize that the best way to avoid huge deficits is to not spend astonomical sums of money, that make my ecomomic plans possible. I would also like to thank JC for telling us how we all must sacrifice for the good of the nation and the community. Of course some of uss will have to sacrifice more than others; actually the only one's who will have to sacrifice anything are those making over $200,000 a year, and all of your grandkids. But that is years away, so why worry now?
I know, I know the "rich" already pay almost all the taxes in this country already and they are the ones that start businesses and invest the capital necessary to grow the economy, but it just wouldn't seem right if they weren't giving at least half of their income to the government; they should be working just as much for the government as for themselves. It was Thomas Jefferson I believe who said "The Goverment that governs best is the one that governs most" or something like that. The colonists in this great country of ours started the Revolutionary War because they felt England wasn't taxing them enough. After all, the rich should thank their lucky stars we aren't taking all of their money. It is a privilege in this country to keep the money you worked hard for. Anyone complaining about high taxes is greedy and just plain unpatriotic. That is why Timothy Geithner, Tom Daschle, Hilda Solis's husband and Charlie Rangel always pay their taxes on time and in full.

And if anyone has the nerve to complain about the supposed unfairness about of my economic plan, I will play the class warfare card, just like my pal Dan M. Why care if the other guy is having his money confiscated if it is not effecting you? I mean this totally goes against the whole notiong that we liberals like to push about share burdens and so on. If he supports me, I don't care how much of a hypocrite he is. As for not caring about the other guy, that is why you should totally discount the talk about future generations having to foot the bill for my awesomely high spending bills. Who cares? After all, "future generations" are not you, are they? So let's live large now and let someone else's grandkids pay for it all.
I would like to give another shout out to my main man, Short Term Memory, for calling Republicans hypocrites for complaining about deficits when they didn't say a word about the spending done by Bush. Of course, I and most other Democrats did complain about the record levels of spending done by Bush, so I guess that makes us hypocrites too, but that shouldn't stop us from using saying "I know you are, but what am I" every time someone claims I am spending too much.

In closing, I would like to reassure all of my followers, or acolytes as I like to call them, that your patience will be rewarded. We soon will be enjoying a robust economy just like the French.

Posted by: Barack Obama | Feb 26, 2009 2:26:01 PM

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Nostradomus K.I.S.S.

Posted by antiDave on Thursday, February 26, 2009 12:55:45 PM
   Prepare to be amazed as I predict the future. Actually, it is very simple. Our country is like a family living beyond its means. And now father says, we will get more credit cards and stimulate ourselves into better times. This is a good strategy if your ultimate goal is bankruptcy and you have a bulletproof plan to hide "your" assets. Our country does not have the bankruptcy option, unless we want to deny future generations of Americans their birthright. Hmmmmm?, nah.
   I am sure most street level liberals truly believe they can make the world better, more fair, by enacting their policies. Many of their ideas are noble ideas, worthy of discussion and implementation. It is mostly the overstepping of the constitutional limits placed on the federal government, way in which they wish to execute their plans most conservatives have a problem with. We would rather see 50 state programs competing to provide the best, most cost effective models.
   The future is simple. Like the family above, things will look better while we are spending the new credit cards, digging ourselves in deeper. Employment will tick up and trumpets will sound, but the real measure of our economic success is our national balance sheet, which is not heading in the right direction. It defies common sense, hence the claim that no one can do this but the government. So things will seem better, headlines will start to cooperate as we head into a new election cycle. But it will just be another bubble, and a mountain range of debts.
   If I were purposefully trying to destroy a country, I would divide the citizens into groups, pit the workers against the owners, break the ties to its religeous moral anchor, bury it in debt and impossible to sustain entitlements, and then just watch the news. So I wonder, who are our politicians really working for?
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Financial Crisis Blame KISS

Posted by antiDave on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 11:06:41 AM
   If you don't closely follow politics closely or you are a Democrat you probably blame Bush for the financial mess we are in. Hate to burst your bubble, check out this video and see the facts. Warning to liberals, you will need to go into full reality denial mode. Check out the video here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63siCHvuGFg. There is tons more if you have the time to watch the actual senate hearings, but you will get the facts on record from this.
 
   Does anyone really think banks would have risked their money on bad loans without the government forcing them.
 
   Also, get into dinars. They will be great unless Obama exits Iraq in such away to destabilize the progress made this last couple years. it has been won, and only the messiah can blow it now.
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Housing Plan KISS

Posted by antiDave on Friday, February 20, 2009 3:15:42 PM
   If you read my previous post, my first, you will be aware of a 12 month, income tax free, period of prosperity in America. During this period, You will be paying no income tax. If you can't afford your house during this period, you can't afford that house. Time to downsize, it is completely natural. This is a great time to be a home buyer. The American people will not tolerate outright socialism for long and there is no where else for the BIG money to go. Times will be good, we just have to figure out how to get around this new government intrusion and make investment worthwile. Hunker down, diversify, challenge yourself, and as always, be the best person you can be.
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